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One Liners and Short Jokes
Two Karens are out having dinner
The waiter stopped by their table and said "Is anything ok?"
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
Lightning Puns
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
Chemistry Puns
Oxygen went on a date with potassium last night.
It went OK.
Computer Puns
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Cowboy Puns
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
Head Puns
I banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been ok if viaduct.
Blond Jokes
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
A blond meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blond replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
Werewolf Puns
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Utensils Puns
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
Phone Puns
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
Family Puns
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line.
Mouth Puns
My son elbowed me in the mouth during a tickle fight
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
Cowboy Jokes
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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Acowboy enters the saloon
"Who painted my horse blue??"

A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.

"It was me, you have a problem with that?"

"No...I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating."
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