"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
āI thought Iād become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.ā ā Chelsea Handler
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache." ā Niles Crane
Over quarantine, Iāve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so Iāve written a book of poems about their taproots. I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
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