The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
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