Meat Jokes

What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
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