Knowing Jokes

“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your sh*t, and knowing you're sh*t.
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
— Anonymous
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
Miles Kington
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