What do you call a hospital ward full of epeliptic vegetables?
Seizure salad
Why did the little birdie go to the hospital?
To get tweetment.
Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
He never recovered.
What did the Power Ranger say after being sent to the hospital?
It's morphine time.
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
Me: I’d like to book an appointment at the hospital please Receptionist: how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: no I don’t need that many, only one thanks.
Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?
Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU
Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?
The ultrasound guy
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
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