Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Happy Birthday, Old Buddy!
Are you like me a bit?
I let my mind wander,
It didn't come back...
But better over the hill...
...than under it.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
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