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Felt Jokes

Utensils Puns
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
Laundry Puns
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
Grass Puns
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
Strawberry Puns
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Nuts Puns
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
River Puns
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Family Puns
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing....
He found her to be possessive- and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence
Shower Puns
I was alone in the bath.
Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder!
Onion Puns
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
Irish Puns
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Oral Hygiene Puns
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Tableware Puns
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
Computer Puns
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
History Puns
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
Tiger Puns
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
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