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Ghost Puns
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Meat Puns
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Pot Puns
What's a chef's favourite drug?
Pot.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Utensils Puns
Asked my friend why a knife is his favourite utensil.
He said “a spoon and a fork just don’t cut it”.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
Peach Puns
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Orange Puns
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
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