Dried Jokes

Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
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A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
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