Drawn Jokes

What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
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