Don Jokes

Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
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