Describe Jokes

Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
If I had to describe myself in 3 words?
Lazy.
A teacher asks one of their pupils, "Can you describe Napoleon"s origin?"
The pupil replies, "Course I can." (Corsican)
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
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