Convinced Jokes

As my wife was giving birth, all the doctors and nurses started yelling, “Push! Push!”
I was convinced it was a Pull door.
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says. He is always convinced that it says what he means. -- George Bernard Shaw
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.”

- John Steinbeck.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
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