Choice Jokes

Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Little Johnny and the Bullies Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it and so far, I've made $20!"
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...

Dying to Czech it out
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
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