Ceremony Jokes

Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Did you hear about the two cell phones that got married?
The ceremony was so so but the reception was superb.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
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