Baths Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
Why do women take baths to relax?
Because it's too hard to drink wine in the shower.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.