I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.