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Banana Jokes

Cycling Pick Up Lines
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Cherry Puns
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Funny Break Up Lines
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Peach Puns
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Food Pick Up Lines
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Mouth Puns
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
Pear Puns
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
Gorilla Puns
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Orange Puns
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Fly Puns
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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