“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore