Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Q: Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound.
A: Then answer the phone!
What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in? A water
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
Did you hear the score in the game between the ocean and the beach? It’s tide.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Why did the barber win the race? Because he took a short cut.
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Its easier than walking!
Why does a hummingbird hum? It doesn't know the words!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
What's taken before you get it? Your picture.
Whens the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty
What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered
The opposite of isolate is...
yousoearly.
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: I hear the doctor is taking us out tonight!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling really crumbie!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? Transparents
What do you call a crushed angle? a rectangle
What three candies can you find in every school? Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Can February March? No. But April May.
What garment are you most likely to spot a house in?
Address
What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers!
What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneakers.
What did the man say to the wall? One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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