Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
Did you hear about the hairdresser? She dyed.
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!