Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
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