Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Nice pumpkins!
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I am a mean green machine.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
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