Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
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