John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
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