Winter Puns

These funny puns are simply winter-ful!

Winter Puns

Skiing is believing!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
We've reached the point of snow return.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I only have ice for you!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Whatever coats your boat.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Icy what you did there!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!