Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
It was mitten in the stars.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Variety is the ice of life.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
That was thaw-some!
Can I Alp you?
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Icy what you did there!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”