Winter Puns

These funny puns are simply winter-ful!

Winter Puns

I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Skiing is believing!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Whatever coats your boat.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Icy what you did there!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
I only have ice for you!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
After all is sled and done.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Variety is the ice of life.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!