The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
After all is sled and done.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Can I Alp you?
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
That was thaw-some!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Skiing is believing!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Whatever coats your boat.