What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
It was mitten in the stars.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Can I Alp you?
Whatever coats your boat.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
That was thaw-some!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Icy what you did there!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.