Winter Puns

These funny puns are simply winter-ful!

Winter Puns

What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Whatever coats your boat.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Icy what you did there!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
It was mitten in the stars.
That was thaw-some!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I only have ice for you!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
After all is sled and done.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
How Rudolf you to say that!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell