Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Skiing is believing!
It’s a winterful day!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Can I Alp you?
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
I only have ice for you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Variety is the ice of life.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Icy what you did there!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.