What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
It was mitten in the stars.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
That was thaw-some!
Whatever coats your boat.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
How Rudolf you to say that!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Skiing is believing!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
It’s a winterful day!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Icy what you did there!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.