When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Icy what you did there!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
How Rudolf you to say that!
It’s a winterful day!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Can I Alp you?
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Variety is the ice of life.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
