Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Can I Alp you?
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
The weather outside is snow joke.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Skiing is believing!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
It was mitten in the stars.
After all is sled and done.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.