Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal