Wind Puns

These windy puns will blow you away!

Wind Puns

Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.