What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.