Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
