If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.