What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.