I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
