What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.