What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once