Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.