This s***ty toilet broke down again!
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
I was sick and tired of the kids leaving their business in the toilet, so I yelled at them.
They immediately flushed with embarrassment.
How does a monster flush the toilet?
It doesn't, it scares the living sh** out of it.
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
Only a**holes use bidets.
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
They’re wiped out.
Have you ever heard of the book "They Yellow River"?
It was written by I.P. Daily.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
Campground bathrooms are always behind the times.
They're all past tents.
What did the old urinal cake say to the new one?
"Oh boy, first day? Urine for a treat."
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.