What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.