If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why don't skeletons have a mobile? They don't have any body to talk to.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
While I was driving, I saw another person driving while talking on his cell phone.
I got so mad, I threw my beer at him.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.