A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I like to write jokes down and store them on my phone, so that I can tell them to him later.
I call it my Dad-abase.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!