Wizard Jokes

The incredible Wizard of Oz,
Retired from his business becoz.
Due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
The Rumor Spreader
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God ." No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all were quiet. Then, slowly, a young woman stood up with her head bowed as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.”
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the wizard rush to the hospital?
He had a staff infection.