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Winter Jokes

Weather Puns
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Weather Pick Up Lines
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Food Quotes
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
Meat Puns
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
Mountain Puns
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Laundry Puns
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Garden Puns
Winter does not arrive until the ice is in the compost heap. Spring does not arrive until the ice is out of the compost.
Flamingo Puns
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Storm Puns
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.