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The Dentist and the Viagra
The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Monster Puns
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“My daughter just lost her first tooth, which is a very sweet moment for a dad. In retrospect, I do regret punching her so hard in the face.”

- Alan Cox.
Deer Puns
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
Tiger Puns
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Oral Hygiene Puns
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Fairy Puns
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.