Tile Jokes

Jokes For Women

How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Two - if you slice them very thinly.

Dinosaur Puns

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!

Bathroom Puns

I tripped over a floor tile in the bathroom today. Got out alright, but it's safe to say...
I got floored.

Why can’t a tile walk very well?
He has square feet.