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Tape Jokes

Engineering Puns
I just finished my masters in engineering with a concentration in adhesives...
Within the next year I want to publish my first book on tape.
Funny Headlines
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Kangaroo Puns
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Worm Puns
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Mummy Puns
What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? Masking tape.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Tennis Puns
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Duck Puns
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
Blonde Jokes
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.