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Taken Jokes

Radio Puns
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
Funny Aging Quotes
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
Animal Puns
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?”
Shower Puns
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Eu-reek-a
Planet Puns
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Poop Puns
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
Toxic Pick Up Lines
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Funny Health Quotes
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
Canadian Pick Up Lines
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
Art Puns
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Spine Puns
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Corona Virus Jokes
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Flower Pick Up Lines
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.