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Food Poems
Sometimes we eat when we’re hungry
Or else when we’re just in the mood,
But everyone’s habits are different
In how we relate to our food.

There are 3 meals-a-day folk as well as
The ones who skip breakfast or lunch
And grazers who nibble for most of the day
Or snackers who in-between munch.

There are people with junk food addictions
And those who shun pork, beef or fish,
While the gluten or carb-free among us
Pay attention to what’s in each dish.

As for sweets, that’s a whole other story –
When you think about ice cream or pie
Or the various candies and chocolates
Without which some could never get by.

Just consider your own way of eating
With the foods you enjoy or you sneak
And you’ll realize, if you broach the subject,
That our diets are all most unique!

(Ilene Bauer)
History Puns
Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
When the History teachers wanted to help out students who were failing the subject privately, they put up a poster on the school bulletin boards that said, "Need Tudoring?"
What's a snake's favorite subject to study in school? Hisssstory.
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
Mummy Puns
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
Cosmetics Puns
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Christmas Puns
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Seal Puns
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
One Liners and Short Jokes
A robber walks into a bank and points the gun at the receptionist
"Give me all your money or you're Geography!" 'Don't you mean "or you're History"?'
"*DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"*
Planet Puns
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Puns
Did you hear about the guy who was beaten by the King?
It’s a sore subject.
Meat Puns
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Unicorn Puns
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.