Strip Jokes

Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.