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Strip Jokes

Worm Puns
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Medieval Puns
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Math Puns
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.
Marriage Puns
My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
Clever Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side.
Chicken Puns
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Corn Puns
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!