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Staying Jokes

Planet Puns
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.” — Anonymous
Funny Aging Quotes
“When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.” – Marty Buccella
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
Ogre Puns
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
TV Puns
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
Funny Health Quotes
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
Football Puns
Staying humble thanks to that fumble