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Starting Jokes

Strawberry Puns
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Keyboard Puns
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Funny Break Up Lines
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Corona Virus Jokes
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Viking Puns
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Band Puns
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Football Puns
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Medieval Puns
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Baseball Pick Up Lines
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Beer Puns
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
Family Puns
Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
Peach Puns
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Sports Puns
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.