Start Jokes

I'd start a revolution for your number.
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do you call fifty-five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
A good start.
Out On Family Safari
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whisky, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife said, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said Ben, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
“Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.” – Will Rogers
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you...
I'd start thinking about you.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...
Breakfast of champinions
"Even if the farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start."
- E.W. Howe
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.