Spy Jokes

The Spying Hotel
A man and his girlfriend check into a hotel. “I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with hearing devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. "I read online that some hotels do that!" “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to be worried about.” the man replies. The girl insists, so he starts to search the room. He looks in all of the drawers, under the TV, and behind the curtains. When he pulls the rug up, to his utter disbelief, he finds a suspicious looking disc. “Wow, you might be right!” the man says as he unscrews the disc from the floor. The next morning, they head to the front desk to check out of their room. “You guys must’ve had a good time last night!” the clerk says laughing. Angry and confused, the man asks “AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?!” The clerk replies “Well the entire chandelier came down on the floor below you...”
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.